ABOUT ME:

IF THE SITE IS WONKY, CHANGE THE WINDOW SIZE OR ZOOM IN/OUT!! (i don't know how to code). Streaming is my passion. One of my favorite past time is swimming in my backyard. My neighbors hate me because the sound waves I emit is far-reaching constantly. I have a crazy gaming skill that I suspect might be esports worthy. People call me the duck guy. The police wont stop adding Gamer-Trophies to my record and I can't get them to stop! Sometimes I wake up at my desk holding an offbrand Xbox controller and can't remember anything from the past two weeks. NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, I WILL CRY.

WHAT DO I DO?

I'm a world-renowned Streamer/YouTuber that is super interesting and cool. TSA sometimes stops me and gives me a cavity search because they recognize me from my streams. I have to take care of my cute dog named Scooby that doesn't even pay rent. He's basically my roomate. I work as a college student, but I haven't gotten any paychecks for it. I'm a professional at video games if you weren't already aware. I'm severely addicted to gaming and virtual car racing. Help me continue my addiction by sending me your videogames!

MY FAVORITE THINGS

I like streaming. Ninja has refused to stream with me because I kept sending him 30 minute tapes of fortnite edits which he hates. I also love music but I wont tell you what my favorite band is because I'm gatekeeping. I love computer games and my favorite one is Castle Crashers. People keep asking me to do a facecam, and I keep telling them I'll do it eventually. I'm Taylor Swift-22 (VEVO) years old. I got a new mic and it sounds super cool and I love it. One of my favorite companies is Chipotle because they make my Burrito Bowls. Heres a picture of my Chipotle Bowl.